Yogurt for the win.
There was a new yogurt at the store this weekend that I picked up for before workout snacks. Rachel's brand. They have VANILLA CHAI yogurt.
It's totally cracktastic. I would sell other people's firstborn children for it. (well, I'd do that anyway but at least they'd know it was going to a good cause now. Namely me having awesome yogurt. And cults require a child sacrifice now and then. Religious freedom is awesome that way!)* The supermarket better keep carrying it, this was the first time I'd seen it. And if you shop at the same Safeway as I do? Go away. You can't have any. It's MINE.
Yum
*Note to any weird goverment spies or just people that don't me that well. I would not sell children to cults for yogurt. It's a joke. I'd totally sell them to a butcher instead, they pay better.**
** That's a joke too. In case you didn't figure it out.
It's totally cracktastic. I would sell other people's firstborn children for it. (well, I'd do that anyway but at least they'd know it was going to a good cause now. Namely me having awesome yogurt. And cults require a child sacrifice now and then. Religious freedom is awesome that way!)* The supermarket better keep carrying it, this was the first time I'd seen it. And if you shop at the same Safeway as I do? Go away. You can't have any. It's MINE.
Yum
*Note to any weird goverment spies or just people that don't me that well. I would not sell children to cults for yogurt. It's a joke. I'd totally sell them to a butcher instead, they pay better.**
** That's a joke too. In case you didn't figure it out.