AHAHAHAHAH EVERYONE, I HAVE CREATED LIFE. LIIIIIIIIIIIFE.
This is Proto. Yes, he's tatty and funny-looking and his stitching shows (I have never sewn anything before), but I made him and he's mine. My own. My precious. <3 Haaa. His favourite things are sunbeams, chocolate cake, having his paws tickled and lazing around. Especially the lazing around. He's not hugely poseable (he has no skeleton, and I didn't do the arm sleeves long enough), but the rice inside him does mean he's very happy to do his free-standing feet-in-the-air pose all day long. In fact he's currently doing it on the windowsill, mooning everyone in the street.
Man. Also I've walked 10 miles today and I haven't actually had anything to eat yet, because I got home 3 hours ago and then spent my afternoon obsessively cutting and gluing and stitching and squeeing (actually I also did the hoovering and put the backing on my pendants, but mooost of the time was spent making Proto).
TIME FOR A SAMMICH.