accidental text post ;;

Apr 25, 2011 15:28

Ten things about Chickentown.....

1. Chickens.
2. Chickens.
3. Chickens.
4. Chickens.
5. Chickens.
6. Gossip.
7. Chickens.
8. Chicken Symposium.
9. Alcohol.
10. Did I say chickens?

I think by now, Miss Schwartz, you would have tired off assigning this paper every year and reading 21 different papers about chickens. I tried to do research on the town and find some history but every historical or official document only notes Chickentown's one claim to fame as being, of course, the chickens.

Which leaves me wondering at how you could stand to read anything more about them. I am sick of just hearing about them. I am sick of the way this town revolves around them. Of how one white, feathered animal is worshiped like an idol in town, and if you can't pay tribute to that idol then your life holds no other meaning until your left looking like a sack of potatoes and screaming at your wife for more alcohol and your daughter to do something....

This is the worst assignment ever.

game!ddd, *text, #event: schwartz sux, #event: canon move

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