Shag, Marry or Push off a Cliff

[here_be_dragons]

I've decided it's time for a blast from the past . . . I stumbled upon an entry I made a few years ago where we played a fun little game called "Shag, Marry, or Push off a Cliff," and I thought it would be fun to play it again! It's from Bridget Jones's Guide to Life by Helen Fielding. Here are the rules:

In turn, each of the players suggests

Comments

[here_be_dragons]

LOL! I love your rationale for pushing Mal.

For me, I'd push Jayne (because he annoys me), and I think I'd shag Mal, and marry Wash. And then, when Wash dies, I'd marry Mal, too. :D (Or is that cheating)?

[tabouli]

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. Love Jayne as a character, but of the three, he'd have to be the one to go. Wash is funny and quirky, and I'd go for that long-term, though in the short-term, Mal is *ever* so tasty...

[tabouli]

Ha, OK, try this: Voldemort, Umbridge and Wormtail. Have at it!

[here_be_dragons]

Oh ACK! This is disgusting!

Are you sure I can't just push them all? *cringes*

Okay, so I'll shag Umbridge. *shudders* I'll marry . . . Voldie. Not happy about it, but gotta do it. I just can't have any part of Wormtail at all. So, he's going over the cliff.

So, for you . . .

Voldemort, Sauron and Jadis (the White Witch)