bugger
well what a LOVELY night this was! i try to be a good friend and tell ron that the icon he's perving over is his own sister, and i get lied to, jumped, and tied up by a bunch of Hufflepuffs! you should never lie about a sick plant, Justin, that is just NOT ON! and keeping me from telling Ron about Ginny just so you all can have more time to laugh? NOT COOL!
i was tied up in the Hufflepuff common room all night and most of the morning, so glad you all noticed my absence in classes and bothered yourself about old Neville. thanks, the ropes and floor were REALLY COMFORTABLE!
so i've learned a valuable lesson in all this- Hufflepuffs are not all helpful and loyal and nice like we've all been told-- in fact they can be quite cunning and devious, positively Slytherin-esque! and also that scotch really smells quite awful, i don't know how people can drink it.
and one more thing:
RON HOW COULD YOU NOT FIGURE OUT THAT IT WAS YOUR OWN SISTER? I TRIED TO TELL YOU, MATE, BUT BLOODY HELL!!!
i was tied up in the Hufflepuff common room all night and most of the morning, so glad you all noticed my absence in classes and bothered yourself about old Neville. thanks, the ropes and floor were REALLY COMFORTABLE!
so i've learned a valuable lesson in all this- Hufflepuffs are not all helpful and loyal and nice like we've all been told-- in fact they can be quite cunning and devious, positively Slytherin-esque! and also that scotch really smells quite awful, i don't know how people can drink it.
and one more thing:
RON HOW COULD YOU NOT FIGURE OUT THAT IT WAS YOUR OWN SISTER? I TRIED TO TELL YOU, MATE, BUT BLOODY HELL!!!