NO, NEVILLE, I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY STUPID. SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE TEND TO CONSIDER ME COMPLETELY THICK AND I NOTICE GIRLS SHOWING INTEREST IN YOU. I'VE EVEN ON OCCASION NOTICED A BOY SHOWING INTEREST IN YOU (AND IT WAS NOT ME, TO DEFLECT ANY JOKES. HA HA, SUCKERS). YOUR HUMILITY KEEPS COCKBLOCKING YOU.
SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO. IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS SOMETIMES, LIKE GOING, 'LOOK NEVILLE, MAGIC WANDS! DID YOU KNOW HOGWARTS IS A SCHOOL FOR MAGIC? GEE!'
JUST TELL ME THE TIME AND THE PLACE, NEVILLE, AND WE'LL MAKE OUT ALL DAY.
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er, not the boys though. i'm not into that. unless you want to make out again, you big stud. (ugh, i can't believe i just said that, even as a joke!)
my humility...? you are strange, Harry Potter, but perhaps you speak the truth. (albeit loudly)
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JUST TELL ME THE TIME AND THE PLACE, NEVILLE, AND WE'LL MAKE OUT ALL DAY.
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