Last of the MoHAIRcans
Just watched The Last of the Mohicans for the first time ever, though I'd seen 5 minutes here and there on TV, I'd never seen this thing all the way through (and it took me literally 15 hours to do it, stopping and starting it throughout my crazy day with sick kids and all the household drama etc. - remember when movies only took 2 hours to watch? :)
Anyway, I've decided that the reason my hair sucks is not because my lovely pregnant hair is falling out in lieu of different mom hormones, but because ALL of the hair in ALL of the world EVER was in this freaking movie. Who has the right to that much hair in one place at the same time? Good ol' Maddie Stowe has always had gorgeous hair, the bitch, but seriously?!? There is more hair in that movie than all of India could ever sell for wigs since the beginning of time. Now the question becomes, is all of that hair really Daniel Day-Lewis' real hair? I think it is, the jerkwad. Mel in Braveheart ain't NOTHIN' on that guy. Also, what's-his-Indian is so totally sexy that I can't begrudge him all his perfect hair at all.
That is all. Carry on.
Anyway, I've decided that the reason my hair sucks is not because my lovely pregnant hair is falling out in lieu of different mom hormones, but because ALL of the hair in ALL of the world EVER was in this freaking movie. Who has the right to that much hair in one place at the same time? Good ol' Maddie Stowe has always had gorgeous hair, the bitch, but seriously?!? There is more hair in that movie than all of India could ever sell for wigs since the beginning of time. Now the question becomes, is all of that hair really Daniel Day-Lewis' real hair? I think it is, the jerkwad. Mel in Braveheart ain't NOTHIN' on that guy. Also, what's-his-Indian is so totally sexy that I can't begrudge him all his perfect hair at all.
That is all. Carry on.