New Entry; The thing about experimenting is that nine times out of ten it results in failure.

Apr 06, 2009 14:15

((A majority of the page is covered in messy alchemy notes; half-written recipes, notations about various herbs and their effects, an equation or two.  There's also a rather naughty little stick-figure drawing tucked away near the margin, but that has nothing whatsoever to do with alchemy.))

The problem with not having a test subject while working on something is that the chance of failure goes up ridiculously fast.  The desired result was fear.  Somewhere I missed a step and created something that induced the subject into a state of euphoria.  I suppose it could still be useful, in a way.  If one is being chased by a gorilla I suppose it doesn't really matter how escape is managed.  Make the damn ape fall in love with a tree and then amble away while it's distracted.  I would still prefer fear--there's precious little point in spritzing gorilla attractant everywhere, except possibly to some of the less thoughtful pranksters.

Perhaps I could make a repellent that smells of dwarf.  Nesingwary and his crew are out there.  Surely any animal that's been around them long enough has come to fear them.

Life is strange.  More on that later, must finish packing (why the hell did I drag half of this junk out here).

lawl, damn apes, alchemy, northrend

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