OOC; Quiz and a meme that is probably NSFW.
Teaghue takes a sex meme…
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
“Hmmmm… both, if I have my way of it. *wink*”
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
“I’d rather have pictures-easier to destroy the evidence, if need be.”
Vibrator or Dildo?
“*stares* … I have very few inhibitions when it comes to sex, and you’ve just stumbled upon one of them. Neither, thank you very much.”
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
“If I’m with a client? Off, preferably. With a chosen partner? On. Definitely on.”
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
“They’re both unnecessary and unattractive words.”
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
“Depends on what I’m being paid for. Personal preference depends entirely on the situation.”
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
“… Have you seen how fast lifts move? Are you crazy? … Are you talking about those flying contraptions the engineers make? Would that even be possible?”
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
“Cock makes me invariably think of roosters, which completely ruins the moment. As for the other… ‘I want your Richard.’ How sexy does that sound to you?”
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
“Rope burns and tape pulls out hair. How about specially designed cuffs, instead?”
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
“You know, I’ve been hired to take part in both and I found neither to be especially satisfying. I honestly prefer one-on-one interaction. That way I can give my full attention.”
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
“Despite what some might think, I’m not much of an exhibitionist. As for sex with a stranger, I do that frequently and am paid handsomely for it.”
Newly Discovered fetish?
“Uh, none? Unless finding oneself attracted to a specific person-instead of random partners-counts as a ‘fetish’.”
Master or slave?
“That implies humiliation and shows of dominance through force. I don’t play that game.”
Slut or whore?
“Whore, if you must know. I believe I mentioned payment at least twice before?”
Light Bondage or heavy?
“Light. Tying someone’s hands to the headboard is one thing, twisting them up like a pretzel and making it so that they can’t move is another entirely.”
Whispering or screaming?
“Varies from person to person. As long as it’s not screaming in pain, I’m happy.”
Ever lost your sanity?
“What does that have to do with sex?”
Most coveted perversion?
“People covet perversions? What do they do, hold them close to their chests and pet them while muttering ‘my precious’ under their breath?”
Hot Candle wax or Warm?
“… no more scarring, please. Warm.”
Relationship Status:
“… It’s complicated.”
Orientation:
“I believe the term is bisexual, but I’ve been leaning a bit more towards the male side of things as of late.”
Body type:
“… I suppose I can see how that might be important to a sex survey. Hm. I suppose lean? Not in that sickly, ill-defined way. Just nothing spare, if you get my drift.”
Religion:
“What does that have to do with the price of beef in Mulgore?”
Zodiac Sign:
“What?”
Smoke / Drink:
“I have never smoked anything in my life. Sometimes I drink wine.”
Current Location:
“You should know, you are following me around. I’m honestly surprised that the saber-toothed cats haven’t eaten you by now, you know.”
Your Weakness:
“I have many and I am not about to divulge them to some strange person with a clipboard.”
Your Best Physical Feature:
“Go ask someone who pays attention. My body is good enough to be sold, that’s really all I need to know. … I suppose I am rather fond of my hair.”
Your Bedtime:
“Whenever I damn well please. What the hell sort of question is that?”
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
“Yes I Have. What’s with the vaguely accusatory capitals? How the hell did you manage to pronounce them?”
In the past week have you masturbated:
“No. I’m happy to say that I rarely have to.”
Number of Piercings:
“None.”
Number of Tattoos:
“Also none.”
Do you consider yourself perverted?
“Is Malygos off his rocker?”
At what age did you lose your virginity?
“Young. That’s all you need to know.”
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
“… Hn. You know, that’s never occurred to me. I don’t think so? It seems highly unlikely that a virgin would seek out someone of my profession.”
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
“Hmmmm… both, if I have my way of it. *wink*”
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
“I’d rather have pictures-easier to destroy the evidence, if need be.”
Vibrator or Dildo?
“*stares* … I have very few inhibitions when it comes to sex, and you’ve just stumbled upon one of them. Neither, thank you very much.”
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
“If I’m with a client? Off, preferably. With a chosen partner? On. Definitely on.”
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
“They’re both unnecessary and unattractive words.”
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
“Depends on what I’m being paid for. Personal preference depends entirely on the situation.”
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
“… Have you seen how fast lifts move? Are you crazy? … Are you talking about those flying contraptions the engineers make? Would that even be possible?”
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
“Cock makes me invariably think of roosters, which completely ruins the moment. As for the other… ‘I want your Richard.’ How sexy does that sound to you?”
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
“Rope burns and tape pulls out hair. How about specially designed cuffs, instead?”
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
“You know, I’ve been hired to take part in both and I found neither to be especially satisfying. I honestly prefer one-on-one interaction. That way I can give my full attention.”
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
“Despite what some might think, I’m not much of an exhibitionist. As for sex with a stranger, I do that frequently and am paid handsomely for it.”
Newly Discovered fetish?
“Uh, none? Unless finding oneself attracted to a specific person-instead of random partners-counts as a ‘fetish’.”
Master or slave?
“That implies humiliation and shows of dominance through force. I don’t play that game.”
Slut or whore?
“Whore, if you must know. I believe I mentioned payment at least twice before?”
Light Bondage or heavy?
“Light. Tying someone’s hands to the headboard is one thing, twisting them up like a pretzel and making it so that they can’t move is another entirely.”
Whispering or screaming?
“Varies from person to person. As long as it’s not screaming in pain, I’m happy.”
Ever lost your sanity?
“What does that have to do with sex?”
Most coveted perversion?
“People covet perversions? What do they do, hold them close to their chests and pet them while muttering ‘my precious’ under their breath?”
Hot Candle wax or Warm?
“… no more scarring, please. Warm.”
Relationship Status:
“… It’s complicated.”
Orientation:
“I believe the term is bisexual, but I’ve been leaning a bit more towards the male side of things as of late.”
Body type:
“… I suppose I can see how that might be important to a sex survey. Hm. I suppose lean? Not in that sickly, ill-defined way. Just nothing spare, if you get my drift.”
Religion:
“What does that have to do with the price of beef in Mulgore?”
Zodiac Sign:
“What?”
Smoke / Drink:
“I have never smoked anything in my life. Sometimes I drink wine.”
Current Location:
“You should know, you are following me around. I’m honestly surprised that the saber-toothed cats haven’t eaten you by now, you know.”
Your Weakness:
“I have many and I am not about to divulge them to some strange person with a clipboard.”
Your Best Physical Feature:
“Go ask someone who pays attention. My body is good enough to be sold, that’s really all I need to know. … I suppose I am rather fond of my hair.”
Your Bedtime:
“Whenever I damn well please. What the hell sort of question is that?”
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
“Yes I Have. What’s with the vaguely accusatory capitals? How the hell did you manage to pronounce them?”
In the past week have you masturbated:
“No. I’m happy to say that I rarely have to.”
Number of Piercings:
“None.”
Number of Tattoos:
“Also none.”
Do you consider yourself perverted?
“Is Malygos off his rocker?”
At what age did you lose your virginity?
“Young. That’s all you need to know.”
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
“… Hn. You know, that’s never occurred to me. I don’t think so? It seems highly unlikely that a virgin would seek out someone of my profession.”