Feb 22, 2005 16:40
So, I figured maybe I should update this thing, because I haven't in forever. I'm back at school after reading week, and of course stressed already. Anyway, not much is new with me...um...here's a joke.
These two women were coming home after one of their girls' nights out. They were both extremely drunk, and walking along, of course both had to pee. They were just passing by a cemetery, and one of them suggested that they duck behind one of the headstones to do their business. The other thought this was a great idea, but this still left them with the problem that they had no toilet paper. One woman decided to take off her underwear, wipe with them, and then throw them away. However, the other one was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin it. Instead, she retrieved a ribbon from one of the headstones and proceeded to wipe herself with that. The two women then staggered the rest of the way home.
The husband of one woman called up the husband of the other the next day. "These girls' nights out have to stop." he said. "My wife came home with no underwear last night". The husband of the other woman replied, "That's nothing. My wife came home with a card between her butt cheeks that said 'From all of us at the fire station. We'll never forget you!'"