Mariann, the Corrupter.
Hump, the world's most family friendly porn festival, is about to come (pun intended) to Seattle. Tickets go on sale today. It is always sold out and the theater is always packed. As always, I am happily bouncing in my chair waiting to buy tickets. Yes I meant to put the plural, you see I have enticed my friends to join me in sin. I take great pride in this. Yesterday I made sure some of my friends will come (snicker) with me. So I'm not stuck sitting next to a Seattle-style skeevy, middle-aged guy "reading" War and Peace (Ya, sure buddy you're not fooling anyone) which actually happened the last time I went alone. Buy your tickets very soon (read today), if you want to come (snorting snicker) along.
In the mean time, to warm up the right areas of the brain, please watch this.
Come count: 3, damn, I was hoping for more.
PS - Tickets purchased. I will be going on 10/10 @4. See you there.
In the mean time, to warm up the right areas of the brain, please watch this.
Come count: 3, damn, I was hoping for more.
PS - Tickets purchased. I will be going on 10/10 @4. See you there.