Two of my favorite things are,
1. Talking religion. (Well, actually taking the lords name in vain. But for the purposes of this post we'll ignore that.)
2. Sex.
With that in mind, HOLY JESUS SHIT, my mind is reeling after reading
this and
THIS. It made me simultaneously want to hit the author with a rock and smoke a cigarette. I'm still fanning myself.
My rational brain assumes this is fake but I've heard so much stupid shit come out of evangelicals mouths, I think maybe not here.