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[herald_eonwe]

*fills out a form*

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Automated Response

[doomsman]

Dear Eönwë, Herald of Manwë and Commander of the Armies of the Valar

We thank you for registering your complaint with us and promise to deal with the situation urgently.

Have a nice day!

Re: Automated Response

[herald_eonwe]

*rolls his eyes*

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*realises he has eyes to roll*

Re: Automated Response

[bastard_irmo]

*manifests, looking cut up and like hell*

Yay!! :D

Shit. I need to sit down. >.

[herald_eonwe]

*helps you* What happened to you?

[bastard_irmo]

Small run-in with a midget vampiric spawn of Morgoth, believe it or not. Fortunately she got high off my blood before any further damage could be done. Heh.

[herald_eonwe]

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Right.

Drink?

[bastard_irmo]

Oooh, yes please!!! :D

You're too kind.

[herald_eonwe]

*shrugs* Not at all. What'll you have?

[bastard_irmo]

Vodka. DEFINITELY vodka.

[herald_eonwe]

*manifests you a large glass of vodka*

*gets himself a glass of water*

*sits down and puts his feet up*

[bastard_irmo]

I SHOULD probably be responsible and dig out some eye chart thingie and make sure your eyeballs work properly...

But I'll do that later...

Say... no symptoms of X-ray vision, are there?

*hopeful grin*

[herald_eonwe]

*shakes his head* Nope. I think Namo just did the basic replacement, bless him.

[bastard_irmo]

I'm astounded!!!

Namo! Competent!! :D

[herald_eonwe]

I wonder how long it'll last...

[bastard_irmo]

Personally, though i love my brother dearly, I think you've just been exceptionally lucky. ;)

[herald_eonwe]

I think I got lucky cos of my answer on the burrito question. ;)