best cheer up quotes of past few days
"sometimes girls get jealous because they think they own everything. when in fact, they don't. youre unique. shes not. end of story. that hoe aint got nothin on you, doll."-michelle
...what a dork.
"i dont know whether to feel bad or laugh at obese ladies."-steve english
"what would you do if i tried to make a move on you?"-pascal
"...i'd kick your ass then i'd run away and lock myself somewhere..in a room that has a lock"-me
"thanks. now i know how to make you go away."-pascal
"my favorite episode was the 'true life: im going to fat camp'..yup. that one was soo good."-kyle its nice to see she likes watching fat people go to camp.
"my friend wants me to go visit him"-me
"where does he live?"-steven english
"a couple hours away."-me
"ohh...well on your way, you could come pick me up. im only a couple hours away too!"-s.e....ENGLAND IS LIKE A BAJILLION HOURS AWAY. LOSER.
...what a dork.
"i dont know whether to feel bad or laugh at obese ladies."-steve english
"what would you do if i tried to make a move on you?"-pascal
"...i'd kick your ass then i'd run away and lock myself somewhere..in a room that has a lock"-me
"thanks. now i know how to make you go away."-pascal
"my favorite episode was the 'true life: im going to fat camp'..yup. that one was soo good."-kyle its nice to see she likes watching fat people go to camp.
"my friend wants me to go visit him"-me
"where does he live?"-steven english
"a couple hours away."-me
"ohh...well on your way, you could come pick me up. im only a couple hours away too!"-s.e....ENGLAND IS LIKE A BAJILLION HOURS AWAY. LOSER.