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So Jimmy and friends decided to come over last night since I didn't feel like going out.
We're doing the pool,drink,trampoline thing.
Everything's cool.

At about 3 in the morning Mike asks Patty to take him to the bathroom.

Night continues, everyone gets trashed, patty sleeps over. done.

Or so we thought.

Next morning:

"Lis, did you shit on your towel?"

"What?"

"There's shit on your towel.You know you did it"

"What? Patty.no? Patty,What?"

"If you didn't do it then someone did. Someone has shitted on your towel."

At this point I realize, "Oh my god. It was Mike...."

So Patty and I proceed to go into the bathroom where she pulls up the shit staind towel by an end.

"Oh my god. What do we do with it?"

"Yo, we gotta throw it out."

So she holds a bag open and I toss that shit in, literally, only to have the air in the bag directly blow into my nostrils.

OH MY GOD. Mike's shit smell just entered my nostrils.

I started gagging and Patty's in the background screaming, I end up puking in the sink.

"Patty....how long was he in the bathroom for?"

"I don't know...I don't know...not very long...I don't know"

"Patty...what if he shit on my toothbrush?"