Santa Letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for his_firstborn (10 points). In July I donated bone marrow to a_roman_w_power in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I punched modernking in the arm (-10 points). In February I pushed civ_barbarian in the mud (-17 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (207 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
her_own_sword