girl you look good, won't you back that ass up.

Mar 11, 2004 13:58

My Dearest Jennifer Leigh Abel,

this is Quinn Ashley Kerrigan coming to you LIVE.
there are a couple of items that need to addressed on this thursday afternoon at 2pm.

issue number one:
you need to write in this journal...right the fuck now. i don't think that you hiding from that 12 year old lj buddy you have is going to do anything for you...what is he gonna do? tell his mom that you fucked him really hard that one time in the back of her mini van and then let him shit on your face....like she's really gonna believe that. even though it's true, i highly doubt that he would go into those kind of graphics with his mom...plus i heard she's retarded...like seriously.

issue number two:
i'm getting really tired of leaving random people notes filled with profanities and vulgarity. i've created a lot of enemies from this. if you wrote in here more often, i wouldn't have to leave notes telling people that i'm so fucking better than them. people don't like reading these kinds of things..."justin timberlake fucked me in the ass...what the fuck have you accomplished in your life?!" i mean, thats kinda crude and it makes people jealous...cuz i've really fucked a lot of high class people...at least i could leave you a vulgar note going into detail about my sex life with brandon boyd and you could come back with your details about fucking brad....we are just too high class for everyone....so if you wrote more often, then i wouldn't have to make everyone else feel bad with my mega popularity.

bottom line....write, bitch.

"gonna gonna make your body creep
make you have wet dreams
what what whats it gonna be?"
-janet jackson and busta rhymes
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