'Nuff with the socialfyin' - Show me the money

[her0ofcanton]

Name's Jayne Cobb. Been wandrin' this old verse for awhile. Cap'n made me a better offer'n the last hwoon dahn I was workin' for, so here I am, part of the crew of Serenity. It's a good berth. Got my own bunk in my own room, kitchen rights, good grub, decent pay and I gets to shoot me all the bad guys Mal says I can. Hell, toss in some sex, I'd be

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[tightpants_cptn]

Jayne....

[bitsandfluids]

I think he likes you, Captain~.

[her0ofcanton]

Just cuz I ain't shot him yet don't mean I like him none.

[bitsandfluids]

Whatever you say~.

[bitsandfluids]

Oh, by the way. I'm a vampire. ^_____^

[her0ofcanton]

Fong luh. You just go be crazy somewhere else.

[bitsandfluids]

I am~. I'm on the Earth-That-Was. ^_^

[her0ofcanton]

Oh, juh jen sh guh kwai luh duh jean jan... Well. That's GOOD. You just--you just stay put and we won't have us no problems.

[her0ofcanton]

This is another of your creepifyin' little games, ain't it?

[bitsandfluids]

Not a game~. Dah bein-hwa.

[her0ofcanton]

jklfaskljfsdkjlfsd You-YOU JUST BE STAYIN' WHERE YOU'RE AT. Don't you be sashayin' up here an helpin' yourself to any blood that's here. It's all bespoke.

[bitsandfluids]

But I'm thirsty~.

[her0ofcanton]

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STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE.

[bitsandfluids]

Can't keep me out~.

[her0ofcanton]

Yeah? Well, we'll just see about that.

[her0ofcanton]

Yeah, Mal?