'Nuff with the socialfyin' - Show me the money

[her0ofcanton]

Name's Jayne Cobb. Been wandrin' this old verse for awhile. Cap'n made me a better offer'n the last hwoon dahn I was workin' for, so here I am, part of the crew of Serenity. It's a good berth. Got my own bunk in my own room, kitchen rights, good grub, decent pay and I gets to shoot me all the bad guys Mal says I can. Hell, toss in some sex, I'd be

Comments

[omgrunaway]

Is that a kn-kn-ife in your i-c-c-con?????

[trueb1ue]

Jacuzzi. This is a relaxing time.

[omgrunaway]

I-i-it is??

[trueb1ue]

Yeah. He's over the computer. Not behind you or something.

[omgrunaway]

S-s-so thats what this is? I j-j-just found this and thought it was a b-b-bomb or something! A c-computer...

[trueb1ue]

You didn't know? ..Huh.

But it's not a bomb. It's a laptop computer. They just sort of... show up.

[omgrunaway]

N-n-no I've never h-heard of it b-b-before! Some of the s-s-stuff on here is sc-c-ary!!!

[trueb1ue]

Oh. ...Have you heard of a phone? Only 'cause it's new.

[omgrunaway]

Yes we have t-t-telephones.

[trueb1ue]

Good. The computer is sort of like a phone, but with lots of other stuff. Like music. And videos. And information about stuff.

[omgrunaway]

Oh I g-g-get it. I-I'm sorry for the trouble I m-must be causing you!

[trueb1ue]

No big deal. Had to learn this stuff when I started too.

[omgrunaway]

There's no c-computers where you're from, either?

[trueb1ue]

No... I just never had one before.

[omgrunaway]

I'm p-pretty sure they d-don't exist here. Unless it is a s-s-secret government plot or a t-t-terrorist weapon!!!!!

[trueb1ue]

I don't think so. They show up from here. It's sort of like... magic I guess.