Mensa is an organization for wussy hippies
That's right, the group gathered together to solve the problems of the world prefers to give each other hugs and console each other emotionally, because many of them weren't hugged enough as kids.
The time is now brethren! Mensa has grown fat and weak on their hugs and cuddles, and it is time to unveil our newest organization.
The Dark Mensa, though I toyed with calling it the Dark Mense, I realized this would be a problem for publicity. It is an organization set up for all of those who Mensa qualify who don't want to hug each other daily, who don't care about sharing their childhood, who instead want to form a shadow government to rule the world! Mensa no longer stands in our way, that noble body of heroes has fallen, now the only things between us and our hideous plans of world domination are the plans themselves.
So plot my brothers and sisters, build your death rays and super mutants and let us see the beauty of carnage.
The time is now brethren! Mensa has grown fat and weak on their hugs and cuddles, and it is time to unveil our newest organization.
The Dark Mensa, though I toyed with calling it the Dark Mense, I realized this would be a problem for publicity. It is an organization set up for all of those who Mensa qualify who don't want to hug each other daily, who don't care about sharing their childhood, who instead want to form a shadow government to rule the world! Mensa no longer stands in our way, that noble body of heroes has fallen, now the only things between us and our hideous plans of world domination are the plans themselves.
So plot my brothers and sisters, build your death rays and super mutants and let us see the beauty of carnage.