Hooray, food poisoning
So, apparently the quesadilla I had at work on Monday had a dose of virus in it.
Starting two hours after I had it, I've only had liquid (not watery, but liquid) poop. I also regurgitated everything I had in me. I've got chills, and am weak.
My main worry is dehydration. I'm currently not even keeping water down. If I can't get any liquid in me by 2:00pm or so, I think I'll hit the emrgency room.