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[heppymao]

So I'm sitting in the lecture hall listening to the awesome Microeconomics teacher lecture the way a lecturer would. So like one minute he's talking about externalities or something similar and the next, HE PULLS OUT A FUCKING CIGARETTE AND LIGHTS IT UP. HE SPENDS THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES SMOKING AND LECTURING, INSIDE THE LECTURE HALL NO LESS, LIKE ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING IS WRONG. Then, while my balls are still reeling over that fact, I begin to notice he's carrying around a cup and ashing in it. "Fair enough" I think to myself. "It's one thing to smoke indoors, but quite another to be dirtying up the carpet with ash." I continue thinking this until he finishes the cigarette and drops it in the cup, which holds therein, some water (or vodka, I don't know what to believe anymore) which I would've assumed was to put out any embers still on the butt. UNTIL HE STARTS DRINKING IT. AND HE FINISHED THE WHOLE CUP.

Yeah. I don't care if you don't care. The fact remains that I have witnessed a new age of manliness in the education system.

EDIT: Also, it occurs to me that I am legally able to drink in just over a week. Nothing important to say there. I just really like that fact.