As all the other kids are doing it...who_is_smallJuly 15 2009, 19:24:14 UTC
1. Can you cook? Passably, but I can bluff. I make a mean chicken roll though. 2. What was your dream growing up? To be a clerk purely cause they get to work with TYPEWRITER! 3. What talent do you wish you had? Grace of movement. Seeing me attempt to play any ball game will kill you with scornful laugter. 4. Favorite place? London. Fuck me, I love the place. 5. Favorite vegetable? Green peas. Shelling is fun. 6. What was the last book you read? „Performance lighting design“, because I am translating it. Just follow the sound of voracious laughter. 7. What zodiac sign are you (I hate this question, cause really, it means nothing)? Virgo. 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Standard earsies. 9. Worst Habit? I´ll come to this one later - Sorry. Procrastination. 10. Do we know each other outside of lj? If only :) 11. What is your favorite sport? Figure skating *sigh* As for me, about the only thing I can do is move in more or less straight lines, i.e. climbing. And running. 12. Negative or optimistic attitude? I have generally sunny disposish. 13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Having no idea I know you from lj, I´d be just polite and go to my happy place (jooster smut). What a shame. 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? See question 19. 15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I have a birthmark in the shape of red X above my bum. All my siblings have it. 16. Do you have any pets? Had a cat. Pine for one strongly. Alas, live in a flat. 17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Yes and I am never drunk enough to do it. I just take the pictures :) 18. What time is it where you are now? 21:22 19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? When I was a kid, I got picked up to the stage at an afternoon performance by sadistic monsters named MimeTrio. They squirted water at me and grinned with yellow teeth and everyone laughed as I screamed in shock and terror. My parents had to take me home. When I read what Vetinari does with mimes, I fell in love instantly. 20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I would like to have violet eyes that would change colour to grey when i would be sad and to red when angry and to blue when happy and gold with purple flashes when plotting. Srsly. 21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Bottle the chloroform and don´t forget the picklock. 22. What color eyes do you have? Green, currently bloodshot as I am behind my sleep AGAIN. 23. Ever been arrested? I´ve been probed for identity or whatcha callit. I was seventeen and drunk and sitting at the top of the police car in front of a pub, denting it slightly. When the cops came I tried to flirt. To this day I will not understand why they did not charge me a fine. 24. Bottle or Draft? Draft, on a hot day, in a garden restaurant, with friends. 25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? I would buy a kitchen. And then I would buy a chicken. And I would bake it. And eat it. And melt in bliss. 26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I chew. Wrigley´s peppermint Orbit. 27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? Irish pub, I dimly remember. 28. Do you believe in ghosts (again, kind of a dumb question. IDK)? Oh yes. 29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Run around parks like an ass. 30. Do you swear a lot? I try not to. My litmus paper is a visit to mum. If she hits me more than three times, I know I need to cut back. 31. Biggest pet peeve? Inconsiderate movie-goers. THOSE BASTARDS!!! 32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Smallish. 33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? I checked yours out. It´s neat :)
2. What was your dream growing up? To be a clerk purely cause they get to work with TYPEWRITER!
3. What talent do you wish you had? Grace of movement. Seeing me attempt to play any ball game will kill you with scornful laugter.
4. Favorite place? London. Fuck me, I love the place.
5. Favorite vegetable? Green peas. Shelling is fun.
6. What was the last book you read? „Performance lighting design“, because I am translating it. Just follow the sound of voracious laughter.
7. What zodiac sign are you (I hate this question, cause really, it means nothing)? Virgo.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Standard earsies.
9. Worst Habit? I´ll come to this one later - Sorry. Procrastination.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? If only :)
11. What is your favorite sport? Figure skating *sigh* As for me, about the only thing I can do is move in more or less straight lines, i.e. climbing. And running.
12. Negative or optimistic attitude? I have generally sunny disposish.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Having no idea I know you from lj, I´d be just polite and go to my happy place (jooster smut). What a shame.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? See question 19.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I have a birthmark in the shape of red X above my bum. All my siblings have it.
16. Do you have any pets? Had a cat. Pine for one strongly. Alas, live in a flat.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Yes and I am never drunk enough to do it. I just take the pictures :)
18. What time is it where you are now? 21:22
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? When I was a kid, I got picked up to the stage at an afternoon performance by sadistic monsters named MimeTrio. They squirted water at me and grinned with yellow teeth and everyone laughed as I screamed in shock and terror. My parents had to take me home. When I read what Vetinari does with mimes, I fell in love instantly.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I would like to have violet eyes that would change colour to grey when i would be sad and to red when angry and to blue when happy and gold with purple flashes when plotting. Srsly.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Bottle the chloroform and don´t forget the picklock.
22. What color eyes do you have? Green, currently bloodshot as I am behind my sleep AGAIN.
23. Ever been arrested? I´ve been probed for identity or whatcha callit. I was seventeen and drunk and sitting at the top of the police car in front of a pub, denting it slightly. When the cops came I tried to flirt. To this day I will not understand why they did not charge me a fine.
24. Bottle or Draft? Draft, on a hot day, in a garden restaurant, with friends.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? I would buy a kitchen. And then I would buy a chicken. And I would bake it. And eat it. And melt in bliss.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I chew. Wrigley´s peppermint Orbit.
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? Irish pub, I dimly remember.
28. Do you believe in ghosts (again, kind of a dumb question. IDK)? Oh yes.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Run around parks like an ass.
30. Do you swear a lot? I try not to. My litmus paper is a visit to mum. If she hits me more than three times, I know I need to cut back.
31. Biggest pet peeve? Inconsiderate movie-goers. THOSE BASTARDS!!!
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Smallish.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? I checked yours out. It´s neat :)
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Oh, I pine for a cat too. But my family..... they hate cats. Now your idea about eyes is great. I think I'd like that.
Don't I wish we knew each other......
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