this mountain man today kept talking about the polish living in ohio. He asked me if I was related to Natalie Porter the actress. And I said sir do you perhaps mean natalie portman. And he said yea she's good. Real good. i hope she makes it big...past star wars I mean. And I said she actually is making it pretty big right now. She was a in movie called Garden State. It's my favorite movie. Then he said Wow she's a singer too. She really must have talent. To which i responded, no sir, she's not a singer, she's in a movie called garden state. He said What about new jersey? is that where she's from. it's about time some talent came from there. And I said yes sir, yes it is. And walked away.
This really did happen by the way. I didn't just make it up. Orentation is crazy!!!!
why's he a mountain man? there is this house on drexel with a big ol sign out front that says "Welcome Home Moutainman" in those shitty letters that all signs are written in in bexley, you know?
Well he had a walking stick/cane that looked like something a mountain man would have. And he had a really grizzly beard and long grey hair. He just seemed like a mountain man is all.
Man, those signs. They should learn how to use some other fonts. My graphic design friends could help them. They talk about fonts a lot. Art kids are dorks. I love it.
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This really did happen by the way. I didn't just make it up. Orentation is crazy!!!!
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Man, those signs. They should learn how to use some other fonts. My graphic design friends could help them. They talk about fonts a lot. Art kids are dorks. I love it.
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