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iTunes/iPod fortune teller
Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
So Long Eric-Mingus
Oh noez, she doesn't like me.
Will I have a happy life?
Let Your Light Shine on Me-Blind Willie Johnson
I think that means good.
What do my friends really think of me?
Georgia Swing-Dirty Dozen Brass Band
i am going to take that to mean that people think I can dance, but I really can't
Do people secretly lust after me?
blue-smashing pumpkins
um, people are sad after me?
How can I make myself happy?
Bedlam Reprise-Aquirrel Nut Zippers
this one didn't work.
What should I do with my life?
Superfly-Curtis Mayfield
Become a funky pimp-type? done and done.
Why must life be so full of pain?
roadman-Smash Mouth
edit: actually, i guess this about a guy who drives too fast and dies.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
No. 13 Baby-The Pixies
this is the position where the mnan stands up straight and the woman has giant tits which she rubs on him. maybe.
Will I ever have children?
Fare Away-The New Main Street Singers
hmm.
Will I die happy?
Valley of the Dry Bones-Red Clay Ramblers
oh shit dude. I'm guessing that's a no.
Can you give me some advice?
tortue Perdue-Beausoleil
I don't really know what that means, it's cajun or something.
What do you think happiness is?
the Masochism tango-Tom Lehrer
I...uh...
What's my favourite fetish?
Leeloo-Eric Serra
fucking Milla Jovovich , shit yes.
Go to your iTunes/media player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
So Long Eric-Mingus
Oh noez, she doesn't like me.
Will I have a happy life?
Let Your Light Shine on Me-Blind Willie Johnson
I think that means good.
What do my friends really think of me?
Georgia Swing-Dirty Dozen Brass Band
i am going to take that to mean that people think I can dance, but I really can't
Do people secretly lust after me?
blue-smashing pumpkins
um, people are sad after me?
How can I make myself happy?
Bedlam Reprise-Aquirrel Nut Zippers
this one didn't work.
What should I do with my life?
Superfly-Curtis Mayfield
Become a funky pimp-type? done and done.
Why must life be so full of pain?
roadman-Smash Mouth
edit: actually, i guess this about a guy who drives too fast and dies.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
No. 13 Baby-The Pixies
this is the position where the mnan stands up straight and the woman has giant tits which she rubs on him. maybe.
Will I ever have children?
Fare Away-The New Main Street Singers
hmm.
Will I die happy?
Valley of the Dry Bones-Red Clay Ramblers
oh shit dude. I'm guessing that's a no.
Can you give me some advice?
tortue Perdue-Beausoleil
I don't really know what that means, it's cajun or something.
What do you think happiness is?
the Masochism tango-Tom Lehrer
I...uh...
What's my favourite fetish?
Leeloo-Eric Serra
fucking Milla Jovovich , shit yes.