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[ ] i am bisexual or homosexual (I mean, everyone is a little bit, but not overwhelmingly I guess)
[ ] I’ve consumed alcohol (that's pretty broad. i've had sips, but never "consumed" because it tastes like fetus juice)
[ ] I’ve run away from home
[ ] i don't like bush because from what i hear, he is dumb.
[x] i don't like bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[x] i collect comic books (I used to collect them and still have all my old ones so I'm going to count it)
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[ ] I open up to others easily
[x] i am keeping a secret from the world (Although not very well, sometimes)
[ ] I watch the news (I look at the news, but I don't watch it, fools. TV is for suckers)
[ ] I own over five rap cds (I "have" over five but I don't technically own them and most of them are hip-hop so is that the same thing?)
[x] i own an ipod or mp3 player (It runs out of batteries too fast)
[ ] i own something from hot topic
[x] I love Disney movies (love is a strong word, but sure)
[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes (total)
[ ] i don't kill bugs
[ ] I curse regularly (Only when I'm alone, generally)
[ ] i paid for that cell phone ring
[ ] i am a sports fanatic
[ ] i have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I’ve slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation (God no)
[ ] i love spam
[x] i bake well (I guess?)
[x] i would wear pajamas to school
[ ] i own something from Abercrombie
[ ] I have a job. (SHIT)
[ ] i love Martha Stewart
[x] i am in love with love (makes the world go 'round, right?)
[ ] i am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (I would die)
[x] I am self conscious
[x] I like to laugh
[ ] i smoke a pack a day
[x] i have cough drops when I’m not sick (I've been known to...by me...I don't think anyone else knows about that)
[ ] i can't swallow pills
[x] I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem (Does that sound sexual to anyone else? No...?)
[ ] i eat fast food weekly (I tried to eat McDonalds the other day and I almost threw up)
[ ] i have many scars
[x] I’ve been out of this country (Italy! Ireland! England, Canada, Bahamas, Wales)
[x] I believe in ghosts (ghosts are really scary!!)
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[ ] i am really ticklish
[x] i see a therapist (counselor, really)
[ ] i love white chocolate (dark is better, i mean, chocolate is supposed to be fucking white)
[ ] i bite my nails
[x] i am comfortable with being me (I guess)
[x] I play video games (I go through phases)
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city (many a time, but I'm getting better because I'm driving a lot these days)
[ ] I’ve seen a shooting star (JERKS there were shooting stars at the Modest Mouse concert but I missed them)
[ ] I’ve had a serious surgery
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I’ve kissed a stranger
[ ] I’ve hugged a stranger
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight
[ ] I’ve been arrested (speeding ticket?)
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I’ve sworn at my parents (I'm a good wittwe boy)
[ ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
[x] I’ve been close to love (But what does that mean?)
[x] I’ve been to a casino (I walked through the one in that hotel in Nasau, the Atlantis, but I was a youngin)
[ ] I’ve been skydiving
[x] I’ve broken a bone (an arm and a leg)
[x] I’ve skipped school (Hah, yesterday)
[ ] I’ve flashed someone
[ ] I’ve done the splits
[x] I’ve played spin the bottle (Oy)
[ ] I’ve gotten stitches
[ ] I’ve drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour (grossssssssssssssssss)
[x] I’ve bitten someone
[x] I’ve been to Niagara Falls
[x] I’ve gotten the chicken pox
[ ] I’ve crashed into a friend's car
[ ] I’ve been to Japan
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
[ ] I’ve been fired
[ ] I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[x] I’ve stolen something from my job (Every god damned day, those suckers were feeding me for years)
[ ] I’ve gone on a blind date
[x] I’ve lied to a friend
[ ] I’ve celebrated mardi gras in New Orleans (not in New Orleans, but down south I have)
[x] I’ve been to Europe
[ ] I’ve been married
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced
[ ] I’ve had children
[x] I’ve seen someone dying
[ ] I’ve been to Africa
[x] I’ve driven over 400 miles in one day
[x] I’ve been to Canada (Toronto and some shitty fort place when we were in New York and got lost and wound up in Canada instead)
[ ] I’ve been to Mexico
[x] I’ve been on a plane
[x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show (on TV anyway)
[ ] I’ve thrown up in a bar
[x] I’ve eaten sushi
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding
[ ] I’ve been skiing
[x] I’ve met someone in person from the internet (Erin!! Pammo!!)
[ ] I’ve been to a moto cross show
[ ] I’ve lost a child
[x] I’ve gone to college (grumble grumble)
[ ] I’ve graduated college
[ ] I’ve done hard drugs
[x] I’ve taken painkillers (when my wisdom teeth were out)
[ ] I’ve had someone cheat on me
[x] I miss someone right now (always and forever)