BRRR..its cold in czechoslovakia
Hey,here's a good question. Have any of you ever been on a plane to Czechoslovakia and a man comes up to you with a suitcase full of babies and puppies and says, "hey, hold this suitcase, will ya?" and you say, "oh sure sir, no problem. I LOOOOVE LOVE LOVE PUPPIES!!" and then he also says, "righto and i like you not your friend". Has that ever happened to you? Oh okay, cuz it happened to me. And it felt like shit. And then i had to tell my friend and that was tear-jerks and hearts akimbo. But life goes on, and although the only person who will ever like me is this disgusting guy with a suitcase full of puppies, its okay. My friend doesn't hate me. I'll die alone just as I would have on any other given day!! <33
Oh how insensitive of me. Im sure you're all wondering... The babies landed safely in Lando-me-ancestry as well. I never did find out what the purpose of their trip was. They didn't answer any of my questions. Neither did the puppies. They probably all just had some medical conference to go to. What they think im too stupid to know about their super duper CIA toe-salve/heart pump meeting?!?!?! NO!..That simply cannot be true! They were so nice. They probably just thought I was Czeckoslovakian and didn't want to offend me by speaking their convoluted english.
What else..Oh yes, I went to court today. And then to mock trial. It was funny. I was late to mock trial and everyone said, "GEEZ LOUISE, YOU ARE THE MOST VITAL MEMBER ON THIS TEAM AND YOU WERE LATE, GODDAMMNNN IT. WHERE IN THE HELL WERE YOU JASMINE?!?!" And ya know what i said, "WELL OF COURSE PANCAKE BRAIN!!!...I WAS IN COURT!!" It was a scream. At least I thought so. Just me, eh?
....................(i bet bob thinks thats funny)...................
Tommorow i will cage myself in like a recluse an do homework and watch movies and read Gossip Girl and hopefully see the love of my life, Bethesda Bob McJesus. She may frolick in duck world for a while..which is fine. As long as she doesn't put any of her duck blindy germs on my new doily metal bed. OOO It is prettier than my children with an early hominid will ever be.
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sorry Teabunny...
i have to go bandage teabunny.
<3
ps. that first story was obviously partly fictitious. i mean, czeckoslovakia isn't even a country any more. c'mon people, look alive for godssake.
Oh how insensitive of me. Im sure you're all wondering... The babies landed safely in Lando-me-ancestry as well. I never did find out what the purpose of their trip was. They didn't answer any of my questions. Neither did the puppies. They probably all just had some medical conference to go to. What they think im too stupid to know about their super duper CIA toe-salve/heart pump meeting?!?!?! NO!..That simply cannot be true! They were so nice. They probably just thought I was Czeckoslovakian and didn't want to offend me by speaking their convoluted english.
What else..Oh yes, I went to court today. And then to mock trial. It was funny. I was late to mock trial and everyone said, "GEEZ LOUISE, YOU ARE THE MOST VITAL MEMBER ON THIS TEAM AND YOU WERE LATE, GODDAMMNNN IT. WHERE IN THE HELL WERE YOU JASMINE?!?!" And ya know what i said, "WELL OF COURSE PANCAKE BRAIN!!!...I WAS IN COURT!!" It was a scream. At least I thought so. Just me, eh?
....................(i bet bob thinks thats funny)...................
Tommorow i will cage myself in like a recluse an do homework and watch movies and read Gossip Girl and hopefully see the love of my life, Bethesda Bob McJesus. She may frolick in duck world for a while..which is fine. As long as she doesn't put any of her duck blindy germs on my new doily metal bed. OOO It is prettier than my children with an early hominid will ever be.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::SPLAT, SQUISH, SQUEAL:::::::::::::::::::::::
sorry Teabunny...
i have to go bandage teabunny.
<3
ps. that first story was obviously partly fictitious. i mean, czeckoslovakia isn't even a country any more. c'mon people, look alive for godssake.