Hauled this meme offa DeviantART. Looked kinda fun, if also kinda... weird. ;)
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Got one of each, actually. That is t’say, I got the one in one ‘verse, and th’other in th’other ‘verse. So I’m gonna make this one count for two. XD
[x] You have your own room. Well... yeah. Even I need “me time” once in a while.
[ ] You own a cell phone. What I’d need wit’ a cell phone, I dunno...
[x] You have an iPod/mp3 player. Hell yeah. XD Them lil’ things’re cool. Yeah, I know I don’t need one, but they’re COOL!
[ ] Your parents are still married. ... I hate t’break it to some of ya’ll, but that just ain’t how we roll.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends. Hey man, everybody’s my best friend. ;D
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard. *snrk* Uh, no.
Total: 5
[ ] You dress how you want to. I don’t gotta dress, baby. I look this damn good au natural. ;)
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. Well... yeah. Every chance I get!
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room. Yep.
[ ] You have never been beaten up. A-hahahahahahahaha! Yeah, an’ dished out more’n a few, too.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month. When and where and how often and why I’d cry ain’t nobody’s business but mine.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. Since it’s just me an’ Blaster on the music front, I’ll say yeah.
[x] Your room is big enough for you. More or less. ‘Cept when Swipe’s been hangin’ out for a while...
[ ] People don't use you for something you have. I’ll come back t’this one, soon’s I figure out what it’s actually askin’.
[x] You have been to a concert. ”A” concert? *snrk*
Total: 5
[x] You have over 50 friends on MySpace. Heh. Yep.
[ ] Your parents let you have a MySpace. No ‘rents for me, kids! *glee*
[ ] You get allowance. Pfft. Nah.
[x] You collect something normal. -Yo, define “normal.” That said, I gotta lotta CDs. That count?
[ ] You look forward to going to school. Don’t take no schoolin’ t’rock. ;)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. Hell, no. I like me.
[ ] You play a sport. I been known to noodle around with basketballs an’ hockey pucks an’ stuff, but no, I don’t actually play any of ‘em.
[ ] You do something after school. Yeah. Still no schoolin’ here.
Total: 3
[x] You own a car. Bein’ that I own myself, yep. *transforms and does showoffy, skiddy, spin-out-y things*
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents. I tend to wanna avoid fightin’ with anyone. War aside, I mean. I’m a lover, doncha know. ;)
[x] You are happy with your appearance. *smirk* *preen*
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all. *puzzled* No?
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life. Wait, what?
[x] You have friends. Yep. *happy*
Total: 5
[x] You know what is going on in the world. Well, most o’ the time.
[ ] You care about so many people. Um, I’m thinkin’ whoever wrote this got distracted ‘fore they finished this question, ‘cause, uh, it ain’t a question.
[x] You are happy with your life. Yep. War aside, I mean.
[x] You know more than one language. Uh-huh.’Course, it’s easier for me to learn ‘em than for ya’ll organics...
[x] You have a screen name. Yep.
[ ] You own a pet. Nah. Not much time for critters. Not much inclination, either.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. ... Who’re you talkin’ to? ;)
[x] You don't have any enemies. Wouldn’t THAT be nice. *opticroll*
[x] You are generally a nice person. S’what they tell me. *beam*
Total: 7
Overall: 25
Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ___% Happy".
Huh. 75% happy, ‘cording t’this. Nah, I’m a lot happier’n that ;)