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[hep]

We of ED are currently working on a new informative project for the internet: the iDHS. Please comment here and list any diseases or disorders you have ever heard anyone claim on the internet for attention! Think of help you will give future myspacers and ljemos to diagnose their fake diseases! The wackier the better too. Thxu!

Comments

[demure]

poor circulation

tourettes

munchausens

custody battles

sexual abuse

aspergers

bulimia

anorexia

bi-polar disorder

and I can't figure out a name for it, but it must be a disease when people can only post song lyrics to explain how they feel.

[jazzriff]

chronic unoriginality

[ex_nikkita]

hahahaha i have tourettes and for serious :( i've never heard anyone else claim they have TS... it's always epilepsy, anorexia and bi-polar ;_;

[cynical5679]

lol at song lyrics

[fontosaurus]

I was all ready to jump in with Asperger. Dammit. It's the new, trendy version of I'm shy and obsessive, but look! ASSperger is like autism, so it like makes you smart and stuffs, too.

So lame.

My other personal fav is fibromyalgia, or as I like to call it:

• Attention Monger's Disease
• What Doctors Call It When They Can't Figure Out That You're Just an Attention Whore Syndrome

As for the song lyrics to explain how they feeling? Chronic Emo-ism.