Just when I thought I had seen everything they come up with a turkey suit.
And no it's not big and fluffy. It's tight fitting and has a hole on the bottom for easy access. Must be a furry thing... or is there a term for someone who's attracted to birds/animals? I don't mean to judge, but how could anyone find this sexy?
That long, wrinkly thing on the face is just distubring...
Apparently, turkey contains a chemical that makes people sleepy. It's a fact. I should harness the power of the turkey and eat it every time I'm feeling insomniatic.
Do you think it's a coincidence that one of the most successful countries in the world puts one day aside simply to show their gratitude?