Oh great and now this...
I get home from all that shit and what do I find upon my return? Another one of my exes is pregnant, but get this one, she says it's mine. Good thing it's definitely not true due to my hormone imbalance. For at least a year I'm sterile, yeah I can’t fucking have kids (probably a good thing at 18 but yeah :D) now I’m gonna have to go through all this crap to prove to her that there’s no way I’m the father and she’s hard to convince even with the medical papers to prove it.