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[Private to Jiraiya // Hackable]
Oh, great wise and knowledgeable one! Your books are truly a wonder and an inspiration and I remain in awe of your expertise on women. I am trying my best to woo a young lady but I unfortunately have already blundered in my usual manner of being too ... forward, as Kakashi has put it. She is already wary of my ways and my nature in general. I have promised her that I would keep my hands to myself but alas, it is incredibly difficult to do so and I cannot control myself when she ... when she looks so ... inviting. She has this particular outfit that screams to me, "I want to bear your child". I want nothing better but to answer that call! And you should have seen her when she was in the bath - her long, silky black hair cascading down her back and her longer, silkier legs sliding into the soap and water and ... and ...
Pardon me for a moment, I must tend to my nose ...
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Ah, yes, as I was saying, I want to know how to approach her gently and without offending her. Certainly a man of your experience and knowledge has some effective advice for this humble, young and foolish monk?
((OOC: Oh Miroku, can't you just try to control yourself ... ^_^;; I just had the most wacky idea that Jiraiya should create a love advice column or something related XD))