SatUdresday (with a teeny bit of Des)
(for authencity)
"Privot, Des. I'm on my way to see your girl."
"Udre, why would ya say a thing like that?"
"Hume, I do what I want, dah? Deal with it."
"Sorry? A-are ya threatenin' me with that gun, brotha?"
"What if I was? What will you do about it, Hume?"
"Don't tempt me ta drop ya on the floor, all right?! Because I will!"
"What's this? Are you two creating an uproar? Do I have to report you all to the Messiah?"
"Oh, bloody hell! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', brotha?"
"Dah, let's ditch!!"
(That last is my own screen-cap.)