Thanksgiving is....

[henryhill]

...the best holiday ever. There's nothing like waking up in the middle of the day, reading about sales that make Santa's elves cry, and then hanging out with nothing to do except eat until gravy comes out of your eyes. That's exactly what I did... except I don't remember seeing any gravy offered... or turkey for that matter. Turkey is dry and lame anyway (unless it's from the deli in sliced form) Ham was had. A lot of it. And it was good. I don't understand how people can be vegetarians... though I know there's a lot of literature on the reasoning behind it. Either way. Eating all day with football watching followed by Good Will Hunting all accompanied by the best day that money could ask for, it's enough to make a person want to die because it doesn't get any better than this, friends.

Faucet is a funny word.