So one of you mighty fine gentlemen mind telling me what the point of these frilly garterstraps are good for? certainly not holding up stockings.
[OOC: no, she's not being serious. She's one
very cranky woman forced to dress up in what we women call deathtraps Since she had to be on duty earlier (and heaven forbid, needs air. she got hit by the magic locker) she's staying put at, ironically, the bar]