Please don't send me text messages!
Happy New Year, everyone - but please don't send me an sms to wish me happy new year! It costs a fortune to receive them and I'm nearly bankrupt after the happy Christmas texts came in.
Net access, Skype, email are all on the blink at the moment, so sorry if you don't get new years wishes from me.
("Hang on, Hendybear", you cry "how are you posting this if your net access is down?"
Magic.
Or, alternatively, an expensive text message to someone else who's temporarily pretending to be me.)
Net access, Skype, email are all on the blink at the moment, so sorry if you don't get new years wishes from me.
("Hang on, Hendybear", you cry "how are you posting this if your net access is down?"
Magic.
Or, alternatively, an expensive text message to someone else who's temporarily pretending to be me.)