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[hendu]

Elisha came over the other night and we had a Flintstoney good time. The girl could not keep her hands off my ass, except in the version of our night together that you're supposed to know we really only played tiddly winks til the break-a-break-a dawn. So yeah, just so you know.

I'm bored and I guess Kimberly Caldwell disappeared so I can't make fun of her. Fuck. We had sex back in the day. She wasn't all that.