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mcCracken o1: i opened the window yesterday and one of those fuckers came out of nowhere and landed on the tissue box
Auto response from LiztheHen :verbal smackdown with the stinker bug in my window.
mcCracken o1 needless to say, i will no longer use those tissues.
.mcCracken o1 returned at 11:13:45 AM
.mcCracken o1 is away at 11:13:58 AM
mcCracken o1 liz, stop tossing my salad
Auto response from LiztheHen .verbal smackdown with the stinker bug in my window.
mcCracken o1 returned at 2:09:31 PM
.mcCracken o1 is away at 2:10:00 PM
.mcCracken o1 returned at 3:51:02 PM
.mcCracken o1 is away at 3:52:41 PM
LiztheHen :oh my, it sounds like it hasnt been a great day for you
Auto response from mcCracken o1 :naturally, it starts pouring.
naturally, i have class in grewen.
naturally, i decide to protect my books with my sweater.
naturally, it starts pouring harder as i'm not even halfway to mary's.
naturally, i am wearing a white t-shirt.
mcCracken o1 i woke up in a shitty mood
mcCracken o1 felt like skipping photo, but i didn't--and it was a boring as hell class
LiztheHen :awww
mcCracken o1 come back because critical writing was cancelled. made some soup, it tasted terrible, flushed it.
mcCracken o1 i woke up in a shitty mood and it just progressed.
LiztheHen :uhoh.
LiztheHen :well, i've been feeling sick all day
mcCracken o1 i hope you made that bug feel sick
mcCracken o1 by killing t.
LiztheHen .hahahaha
mcCracken o1 returned at 11:39:12 PM
mcCracken o1 orrrrr
Auto response from LiztheHen .movie review.
mcCracken o1 is away at 11:46:51 PM
LiztheHen :nnnnno
Auto response from mcCracken o1 :i've got my mind on my money
money on my mind
but you're a helluva distraction when you shake your behind
gotta love luda.
LiztheHen :bad. no distracto
mcCracken o1 psh
Auto response from LiztheHen :movie review.
mcCracken o1 whatve
mcCracken o1 ev
mcCracken o1 just leave one when you're finished
LiztheHen :badden. you're a badden influence. and it'll probably be around 4am
mcCracken o1 baden means bath in german.
mcCracken o1 haha, okay, just leave one.
LiztheHen :i meant exactly that. you're a bath influence. and i will
mcCracken o1 haha
LiztheHen :catch ya on the flipside homosapien
mcCracken o1 bye
LiztheHen :Lyyyydia, i'm nervous my professor is gonna hate my paper. its risky. i called jesus christ "charmingly rugged"
mcCracken o1 haha
Auto response from LiztheHen :movie review.
mcCracken o1 well he was
LiztheHen :i know!
LiztheHen :its a movie review, I'm allowed to mention these things.
mcCracken o1 haha
LiztheHen :its a movie review of the Gospel of Mark.
LiztheHen :which isnt a movie, if you were at all confused.
LiztheHen :Our protagonist, the charmingly rugged Jesus Christ, is not introduced at childhood. There are not even childhood flashbacks, to see if his father beat him, or his mother was an alcoholic. We have no background on Jesus when he pops his head out of the water, guided by John the Baptist. Already, the jarring commencement of the story hooks the audience; who is this Jesus guy anyways? What's he doing in a river? Excuse me, he just cured that dead girl?
mcCracken o1 haha
mcCracken o1 i've never heard of it.
LiztheHen :thats my 2nd paragraph
mcCracken o1 hahaha
LiztheHen :I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLEEEE. AND SHES GONNA FAIL ME AGAINNNNNN
mcCracken o1 i like it
LiztheHen :i like it too
mcCracken o1 again?
LiztheHen :oh yes
LiztheHen :i get lots of F's on my papers in that class
LiztheHen :we're allowed to re-write them
mcCracken o1 she's a crazy
LiztheHen :so its not like i'm failing the class
LiztheHen :but shes utterly anal retentive about papers.
LiztheHen :which is so frustrating, even if i will become a better writer
LiztheHen :but i insinuate that THE VIRGIN MARY IS A LUSH.
i know i'm going to hell anyways, but wow. Satan better be preppin' a whole new ring, all for me
mcCracken o1 haha well she probably was...
LiztheHen :hahahaha
LiztheHen :"joe, baby, i'm PREGGERS!"
LiztheHen :"thats great baby"
LiztheHen :"...well...its not yours...."
LiztheHen :"what?"
mcCracken o1 uhhh nevermind.
mcCracken o1 want some more hummus?
LiztheHen :"i cant remember who's - -- I MEAN....imaculate conception, honey!"
mcCracken o1 i'm going to finish off this wine...
mcCracken o1 hahaha
mcCracken o1 and he was so stupid he believed.
LiztheHen :hahahahaha
LiztheHen :and when he figured it out, HE BEAT JESUS
LiztheHen :HE WAS A CARPENTER, HE HAD THOSE HEAVY TOOLS TO HURT BABY JESUS.
mcCracken o1 hahah
mcCracken o1 that's terrible
LiztheHen :CAN YOU TELL I'VE TAKEN MY COUGH MEDICINE?
mcCracken o1 well i hate to cut this short but i'm going to go to bed.
mcCracken o1 i can
LiztheHen :hahahahahaha
LiztheHen :the drinking one, not the pill
mcCracken o1 speaking of which, emily is violently ill.
mcCracken o1 no, i got that
mcCracken o1 that's what cough meds are
LiztheHen :violently ill?
mcCracken o1 the flu
LiztheHen :ooooooooooh
LiztheHen :i've never had it
mcCracken o1 she's got a fever, aches, puking...
LiztheHen :awwww
mcCracken o1 whole nine yeards
LiztheHen :yards?
mcCracken o1 yes
LiztheHen :look who's knockin' back the coedine now...
LiztheHen :oooooh, on sleepy druggos, and still bitchy as ever. i love myself.
mcCracken o1 haha
mcCracken o1 alright i'll catch you later
LiztheHen :ciao homoerection
mcCracken o1 did you know that high blood pressure AND diabetes cause ED?
LiztheHen :i did
LiztheHen :i watched the commercials
mcCracken o1 hahahaa
LiztheHen :very informative
mcCracken o1 i was trying to take a nap today and i heard it through my headphones
mcCracken o1 okay--gone!
LiztheHen :i want to write a paper drunk.
LiztheHen okay, BYEEEE:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::