Completely self-indulgent thread post.

[hench_wench]

For short threads/scenes that wouldn't fit in currently open posts or wouldn't be at all interesting to anyone else. OOPS THIS GOT IMPORTANT. Takes place some time after this.

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[hench_wench]

[Hiding under the covers in her bed with the door locked, as this is what mature, reasonable women do.]

[getoffmylap]

[knock knock, guess who's here from practice at the firing range?]

[hench_wench]

[opens door]

Ah!

[SLAMS DOOR]

[getoffmylap]

[...?]

[knocks again] Harley?

[hench_wench]

[After quickly fixing her hair and makeup and cleaning shoving stuff in drawers, opens the door again.]

Yes! Hi!

[getoffmylap]

Hi... Did I come at a bad time?

[hench_wench]

Ha! Ha ha! No! I was just- it's not a bad time!

[getoffmylap]

Are you sure? I could come back later...

[hench_wench]

I said it's fine! Why would it be a bad time? Do you think it's a bad time?

[getoffmylap]

You seemed very caught off-guard, and you're incredibly flustered now.

[hench_wench]

That's ridiculous. I am not.

[getoffmylap]

Well, if you say so.

...You're sure? I didn't forget your birthday or something important?

[hench_wench]

How could you possibly forget a date you don't know?

[getoffmylap]

...It's because I forgot to ask isn't it.

[hench_wench]

I don't care about that.

[getoffmylap]

By the time I realized I didn't know, it had been a few months. I was kind of hoping it would come up in conversation or just something... subtle.