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[hemocidal]

[oh hey looks its your favorite horrifying clown! Everyone remembers this harmless motherfucker right? Well, everything appears normal, except for the massive amount of horns he appears to be sitting in. They honk occasionally when he moves]

What the fuck up, my brothers and bitches, how the fuck you doin'?

Everyone be chill? Aight, cool. We can be

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[4llth3just1c3]

[To be honest, Terezi sort of... Flinches when she sees this video.

But it is a giant relief to see him acting like the old Gamzee. The one who was always her friend.

Besides, everything is under control now. Because of those pies. Which... What is he doing.]

Gaaamzee! What are you up to?

[hemocidal]

[Gamzee tries not to let it show, but he immediately appears somewhat nervous when he sees Terezi. Not that this is awkward or anything at all!!]

Not much, chica. This and motherfucking that. I'm makin' sure I be keeping up shit, though.

[He shrugs and dips his fingers in the pie he currently has in his lap.]

Sup with you?

[4llth3just1c3]

That's good.

[She tilts her head.]

Why are you giving those away?

[hemocidal]

Kinda zoned out for a while and made a whole motherfucking bunch of 'em. Can't eat all this shit myself.

. . . You want one? We could chill or somethin'.

[4llth3just1c3]

Noooo!

[hemocidal]

Oh, aight, that's cool, no problem sis.

. . . Uh, yo, listen. Don't really know how to say shit like this too well, but I'm real sorry. I'm so motherfucking sorry.

[just

:o( all over his face right now.]

[4llth3just1c3]

[Oh Jegus, Gamzee. Right in her little teal heart. She frowns.]

I forgive you.

[And then there's a pause.]

We can hang out! I just will not eat any of those ridiculous pies.

[hemocidal]

[Gamzee immediately goes back to his enormous doofy grin. The horns he's sitting on all honk at once when he whoops and throws himself backwards.]

Motherfuckin' yeah!

Shiiiiiit, Rezi, I mean you don't gotta, but I was getting kinda motherfucking lonely all up in here with just the pies, you know? I'll do whatever you fucking want, chica, you name it. You wanna slug me right in the motherfucking face or something, you do that shit.

[4llth3just1c3]

[She giggles despite herself.]

You sure are strange, Gamzee.

[hemocidal]

Yeah, guess fuckin' so.

Don't wanna be motherfucking normal, though.

[4llth3just1c3]

[She tilts her head, still a bit wary.]

What do you want to do?

[hemocidal]

. . . You know how to drop a beat?

[4llth3just1c3]

[Raising. Her eyebrows.]

Nooo!

[hemocidal]

What about making motherfucking hats? Sewin' and shit.

[4llth3just1c3]

You sew?

[hemocidal]

Not a motherfucking stitch, it just be I got my motherfucking promise on to Nep I was gonna be making her a sweet new hat.