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[hemocidal]

[oh hey looks its your favorite horrifying clown! Everyone remembers this harmless motherfucker right? Well, everything appears normal, except for the massive amount of horns he appears to be sitting in. They honk occasionally when he moves]

What the fuck up, my brothers and bitches, how the fuck you doin'?

Everyone be chill? Aight, cool. We can be

Comments

[heliolatrous]

That doesn't look good at all!

[hemocidal]

Tastes fuckin' delicious though, my brother. Don't be all judging gooey insides by motherfucking meaty covers and shit, right?

[heliolatrous]

Is it supposed to be green...?

[hemocidal]

Yeah, this nasty business always be motherfuckin' green.

Would be pretty fucking sweet if you could make it different colors though. Like a whole rainbow of motherfucking pie.

[heliolatrous]

What kind of pie is green?!

[hemocidal]

What color be your pies, bro?

[heliolatrous]

They usually look like actual...food, right?

[hemocidal]

It looks like motherfucking food to me.

[Casually eating one with his hands now. It just looked so good . . . ]

Tastes like it too.

[heliolatrous]

Gross, I don't want to watch you eat that!

[hemocidal]

Aw, sorry bro, but I gotta. Can't be all caught without my motherfucking pie, you dig?

[heliolatrous]

Not at all.

[hemocidal]

Oh.

Guess I can't be all gettin' my motherfucking please on for everybro. What kinda shit you like then, dogg?

[continues eating. this is a fairly messy affair.]

[heliolatrous]

I don't need to eat.

[hemocidal]

You humans don't gotta eat? That's weird, bro. Just saying. I ain't judging or nothing, but that shit definitely be real weird.

[heliolatrous]

I'm not a human, I'm a god.

[hemocidal]

Woooooooah dogg, that be off the motherfucking heezy. You do all sorts of god shit, man?