Mevvy Cvistmas

[hemetrix]

One toime Ozzy maide me drvess up like Santa Claus. He let all the children of South London come into the studio while I was mixing albums. They stohted kicking me in my ass and playing with the console, so I gave away all the microphones as pvesents. Then Ozzy stohted laffin' cause he'd stuffed my Santa costume with ravioli instead of pillows. But what could I do? I'm just Roy and it was Cvistmas.

Happy bloody Holidays, fviends. Oh cvap.