From, well, everyone, but let's say
serenada:
Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions...
Question: What do you think of me, ITunes?
Valentine's Day is Over, June Tabor & the Oyster Band - "Some day boy you'll reap what you've sown" is the only judgment I can get out of this. Well, thanks, iTunes. How nice.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Blood Makes Noise, Suzanne Vega
So that's a no, I think.
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend, the Rubinoos
Awww.... how sweet!
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Walk the Walk, Poe
... no idea what this means.
Question: What should I do with my life?
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Wax
Have fun? Sarcastically?
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Adore, Forbidden Colors
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'd suspected.
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Camera One, Josh Joplin Group
Well. Wow.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Invincible, OK Go - "When they finally come to destroy the earth they’ll have to go through you first"
So I'm interpreting this answer to mean that not only will I have children, they'll be the planet's last defense. Guess I'd better get moving.
Question: Will I die happy?
Where Do We Go Now but Nowhere? Nick Cave
Ouch.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Blood of Eden, Peter Gabriel - "In the blood of Eden/ Lie the woman and the man/ With the man in the woman/ And the woman in the man"
iTunes really has a one-track mind.
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Closing Time, Leonard Cohen
A little on the depressing side, but fair enough. Drunken melancholy... yeah, that's pretty good.
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Cry Me a River, Dinah Washington
I don't even know what this means, though I'm sure there's a word for it. Boy, iTunes sure does think I'm a freak, doesn't it?
Question: Am I a complete freak?
Mourning Air, Portishead
I'm going to take that as a yes.
Speaking of iTunes, it has associated U2's "The Sweetest Thing" with Cher album art, and I can't convince it otherwise. Strange.
(Er. Just convinced it otherwise. But I swear, I tried before and it didn't work!)