THE BATTLE OF MIDWAY
hellopoe: umm gmail is being a dbag and won't let me in
me: hahahahaha dbag
how are you talking to me then?
hellopoe: idk! google talk is working
me: oh, of course
hellopoe: I can tell I have a new email but it won't let me read it
:((((((((
me: IT SAYS WONDERFUL THINGS
hellopoe: ANYWAY I'M NOT IGNORING YOU, all I can see is something about you agreeing with Office Space
me: DELIGHTS ARE WITHIN
hellopoe: I HAVE NO DOUBT!
me: SPOILER ALERT: IT HAS A QUOTE FROM PADFOOT ABOUT HOW HE AND JENSEN FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH TOGETHER SOMETIMES
hellopoe: WHAT
GODDAMMIT, GMAIL
me: just kidding i made that up just for you
Also, I sent my an advisor an email that said, "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW," and then a follow-up delicately framing the possibility that my project supervisor hates me and doesn't understand a word that I say, and THEN I started writing a report that's due in 2.5 hours.
ETA: AND THEN, I was really surly and unhelpful and fuck-offy to my project supervisor because I am SO SICK OF HER AND THE PROJECT AND HER LAST MINUTE INVENTED FUTURE PROBLEMS GOD.
CHEER ME ON, I COMMAND YOUS.
me: hahahahaha dbag
how are you talking to me then?
hellopoe: idk! google talk is working
me: oh, of course
hellopoe: I can tell I have a new email but it won't let me read it
:((((((((
me: IT SAYS WONDERFUL THINGS
hellopoe: ANYWAY I'M NOT IGNORING YOU, all I can see is something about you agreeing with Office Space
me: DELIGHTS ARE WITHIN
hellopoe: I HAVE NO DOUBT!
me: SPOILER ALERT: IT HAS A QUOTE FROM PADFOOT ABOUT HOW HE AND JENSEN FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH TOGETHER SOMETIMES
hellopoe: WHAT
GODDAMMIT, GMAIL
me: just kidding i made that up just for you
Also, I sent my an advisor an email that said, "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW," and then a follow-up delicately framing the possibility that my project supervisor hates me and doesn't understand a word that I say, and THEN I started writing a report that's due in 2.5 hours.
ETA: AND THEN, I was really surly and unhelpful and fuck-offy to my project supervisor because I am SO SICK OF HER AND THE PROJECT AND HER LAST MINUTE INVENTED FUTURE PROBLEMS GOD.
CHEER ME ON, I COMMAND YOUS.