missdeviant:
berry tart tunic A juicy swath of sweet jersey, with elastic ruching at the waist to accommodate a second slice of pie. By RicRac.
OMG READ DESCRIPTION PLZ.
PAH.
helpwess: HAAAAAAAAA OMG CANT CONTROL THE LULZ
THIS IS ANTHROPOLOGIE TELLING YOU TO BE A SLUT, YOU KNOW
THIS IS ANTHROPOLOGIE TELLING YOU TO DO 2 GUYS AT ONCE
MAY I SUGGEST A CERTAIN FORT
missdeviant: ANTHROPOLOGIE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!!!
P.S. FORT NOT NEEDED; HAVE ROOMY BLOUSE INSTEAD.
helpwess: ARE YOU SAYING YOU WOULD TURN DOWN GETTING DOUBLEBANGED BY FORT PADACKLES IN FAVOR OF WEARING A SECOND SHIRT
missdeviant: NO I WAS SAYING WE COULD FUCK IN MY SHIRT.
I REALIZE NOW THAT MY METAPHOR WAS NOT A SUCCESS.