Comments | helpwess: sanded down my edges but the world plays rough

helpwess

sanded down my edges but the world plays rough

Jul 21, 2006 09:31

So, I'm declaring the Mary Sue Confessional a rousing success. Things we learned from the process:
1. We all do it ( Read more... )

that boring asshole senator, fort padackles, slow but fastball

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estrella30 July 21 2006, 15:02:15 UTC

JARED WITH HIS PUPPIES MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

also, a uni-roll sounds like some sort of sick unicorn sushi, of some kind. YUM.

helpwess July 21 2006, 15:06:03 UTC

SERIOUSLY. I was sitting here counting all the ways I could kill myself, and then I was like, WAIT. THERE IS A PICTURE OF PADDYWHACK AND HIS DOGS IN jascott'S JOURNAL SOMEWHERE. THAT WILL HELP.

AND IT DID!!!

A uni-roll, obviously, is a unicorn with wheels instead of hooves in the front.

estrella30 July 21 2006, 15:11:32 UTC

A uni-roll, obviously, is a unicorn with wheels instead of hooves in the front.

so, no wasabi, then?

HOW DISAPPOINTING.

helpwess July 21 2006, 15:16:11 UTC

alas! no wasabi. But, it's very convenient for transporting things.

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helpwess July 21 2006, 15:08:06 UTC

RIGHT???? Those dogs would dwarf my dog. HERE IS SOME DWARFING I WOULD NOT MIND: BEING DWARFED IN PERSON BY JARED PADALECKI.

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helpwess July 21 2006, 15:15:45 UTC

I KNOW, OMG, RIGHT? Like, ever since I got a dog I am a total dog freak person, and when I see a picture of a totally adorable boy who has two dogs, like, by himself, you know, making the decision as adult alone in this world to have dogs (see: orlando bloom), well, it just KILLS ME.

O, I AM DEAD.

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tarteaucitron July 21 2006, 15:08:39 UTC

i'm almost fifty percent sure octopuses aren't fictional.

you probably need a superstrength martini to catalyse your advil - that would be my advice.

helpwess July 21 2006, 15:14:14 UTC

tarte, they have so many legs! that shit ain't for real.

actually there is a rumor we are going to be allowed to leave, though it is v. slowly getting cooler. either way, i still want to DIE.

r_a_l_i_g_h July 21 2006, 16:09:21 UTC

I present to you...The Kraken

helpwess July 21 2006, 16:10:40 UTC

yeah, i have trouble with that one, because i come from a world where "release the Kraken" means "take a giant dump," you know???

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helpwess July 21 2006, 15:52:35 UTC

ONE MOMENT. HELLOOOOOOO PAPA

syderia July 21 2006, 16:13:09 UTC

What is a heffalump, exactly? Because I can more or less figure out the others, but not this one.

Jared and his dogs are really cute.

helpwess July 21 2006, 16:14:47 UTC

a heffalump! i think that heffalumps are from winnie the pooh and are perhaps pink elephants ish, or something of that sort. i think the pink elephant part is from my brain or maybe fantasia or something, but heffalumps are from winnie the pooh books.
doesn't the padalecki family menagerie make you want to DIE??????

syderia July 21 2006, 16:16:29 UTC

Yes, it does!!!

syderia July 21 2006, 16:21:03 UTC

Here's a heefalump :

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