CONFESSIONS COMICS.

[helpwess]

The majority of votes in yesterday's poll were in the affirmative, so here we are: MARY SUE DAYTIME FANTASY CONFESSIONAL. It doesn't have to be daytime, I'm just saying that cause, hey, how else am I going to get through those boxes of photocopying? Yeah. So! In the interest of embarrassing myself for the entertainment purposes of others, I'll go

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[buffyx]

Btw-- I think Ann and I need to write an epic trilogy for option #3. Or at least a drabble. (You don't mind being objectified, right?? OH WAIT, IT'S YOU, NEVERMIND THAT IS KIND OF A GIVEN!!!!)

(SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[missdeviant]

GOD, HANNAH. This is OBVIOUSLY why we never FINISH the epic trilogies we start in the first place, because you are always planning new ones!

[helpwess]

HEY

I'D PROTEST BUT

I WILL PAY ONE INTERNET DOLLAR TO READ THAT TRILOGY
BE SURE THAT MY APARTMENT IS VERY COOL AND I AM REALLY SCATHINGLY FUNNY. ALSO, CHRISTIAN KANE LOVES MY SPAGHETTI.

[adellyna]

Damn you. Now I just want spaghetti.

[helpwess]

MINE IS SO GOOD THAT FICTIONAL CHRISTIAN KANE WANTS TO BONE ME

[adellyna]

MY UNBORN SON IS SO PRECIOUS THAT FICTIONAL JASON DOHRING WANTS TO ADOPT HIM!

[offtheceiling]

To be fair. Fictional Christian Kane wants to bone everyone.

[helpwess]

HELLO
WHOSE MARY SUE IS THIS ANYWAY

[offtheceiling]

JUST POINTING OUT. FICTIONAL CHRIS KANE IS A WHORE.

[helpwess]

WELL--Okay. I'm fine with that actually.

[missdeviant]

I also like when FICTIONAL JENSEN is a whore WITH Fictional Chris Kane because then there is kind of the promise of a FICTIONAL WHORISH THREESOME.

[helpwess]

YEAH, OH YEAH, FICTIONAL WHORISH SAMWICH

[buffyx]

One internet dollar?

How can I RESIST????