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[helpwess]

I was minding my own business, you know, drinking my coffee and looking at pictures of celebrities, trying to avoid starting my day, and stimpson talking about Fillion and crimsonclad talking about Boreanaz...well, I just got a bit frothy, and decided that what we need is a bit of a picspam.

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[nm973]

I never watched Angel, or Buffy - and yes, I did have a television and live in society, not on a commune 100 miles outside Fairbanks, Alaska - so I don't have the DB love. But - BUT - I did see him once at Fred Segal in LA. I think it was May 2003, and even in my caftan and dreadlocks I knew Angel wasn't yet renewed, and he was with wife and baby and black Mercedes that I remember reading he was trying to sell on eBay. WTF aside, he wasn't even the high point of the day. Also there were an unassuming Ewan MacGregor and an ASSuming Montel Williams, with 9 person posse - including bodyguards - in tow. /shamless-star-fucking

What was the point? Oh, Mal is HOT. The end.

(p.s. Where is the genesis of this rumor of JD getting drunk THREE times. I do not believe your lies.)

[helpwess]

OH. I never watched them when they were on, we watched all of buffy and angel 1-4 during the last year of angel and then had to wait for S5 to come out on dvd. it was retroactive dBor love! I LOVE HIM SO. you just shut up with your brushes with fame, missy!!!

um, the jDoh-drunk-thrice thing is, of course, oh it was some group effort, i believe, amongst myself and missdeviant and jascott, making fun of him AS USUAL, about how he never drinks, scientology won't let him or something, BUT he did drink for that alterna prom scene and twice others so it would be SUPER REALISTIC. and it's such a big deal to him that he's like, PUT THAT SHIT ON THE CV! and maybe lauren's like, i wish you'd stop kissing all those girls! and he's like HEY. i got drunk THREE TIMES for this job!!

oh hahaha. in conclusion: WE MADE IT UP.

[nm973]

Thank you very kindly for the clarification of JD's drunkness. It happened exactly as I had theorized, and thus I will not have to report his activities. Thank GOD.

If you wish, I could regale you all day with star stories. There was the time Alexis Bledel and I got shitfaced on 99 cent bottles of malt liquor and threw cherries at cars, or the time Al Gore and I created the interwebs. Just don't tell anyone.

[helpwess]

i think a lot of the things that are funny to me about jDoh can be summarized with "WE MADE IT UP."

perhaps, with your empirical expertise, you can tell me how the crap i'm supposed to pronounce "bledel" ???

[nm973]

You know, I have no idea how the pretty princess pronounces her name. I pulled her name out of my a...hat. I barely watch GG.

I came across something on LJ, one of those self-masturbatory - and yes the double-redundancy is necessary - posts about fandom activities that wanted to know how canon was defined when in comes to RPF. I thought of you and your crew. :) Hey, did I see something once, that you've dabbled in swimmer activities? *licks my icon*

[helpwess]

oh, um, hahaha...it's funny you should ask that.

[nm973]

IT'S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 10 MONTHS EARLY. OR IS IT 2 MONTHS LATE?

I DON'T CARE.

Relatedly, I kind of can't stand the look of Phelps. It's not even just the ass he has for a face. It's the whole package. Sorry if I offend, but it must be stated upfront - no returns policy and all.

[helpwess]

HA HA HA HA um, one of the first conversations i remember having with jascott included reference to "Phelps (conditional)." like, yeah. it's true that michael phelps's thighs are pretty much what got me into the fandom, but. sometimes hot, sometimes NOT.
thorpe, however. !

[helpwess]

I THINK IT MAY BE THE ONE IN MY MEMORIES THAT STEPH DID ON MY BIRTHDAY?????

[helpwess]

oh, no, that wasn't it. did YOU make a post about that? my memory is ADDLED.

[helpwess]

it's like questing for gold, except, the gold is MAKING FUN OF CELEBRITIES, AGAIN.

[helpwess]

HA HA HA. that's not in the same place, is it? i thought when i told you to grab a mop you were just introducing yourself.

which, btw, is proof that i am awesome:
"hi i'm friending you! you seem funny/interesting/obsd. with celebrities i like"
"GRAB A MOP, MINION"