.001 [Accidental Video...eventually]

[helpmejeeves]

[Voice]

--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]

[Text]

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[Video]

...blasted thing come with instructions.

[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when

Comments

[rass_bestie]

[Oh, my goodness it's you. This is clearly some joke being played on him. He knows how conceited thinking that might be, but honestly, the rate he's going, this is clearly all about him and no mistake.] Hi.

[helpmejeeves]

[That voice is quite distinctive. Bertie yelps. First you talk out of his book, and now you talk out of his communicator! And he hasn't even had a whisky and s!

Except...lots of people are talking out of his communicator, and only one person has ever talked out of his book. Maybe this Means Something.]

What ho?

[rass_bestie]

… Welcome to the Barge.

[helpmejeeves]

Thank you...Upsilon? No, no, that wasn't it. Kappa. No, it was a vowel, I'm sure of it. Eta? [Shakes head. He might get there eventually...]

[rass_bestie]

[Meh, this one gets all his patience.] Omega.