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[helpmejeeves]

What ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?"

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[damesuccubus]

Does that work, just asking an inmate why they're evil?

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[helpmejeeves]

I don't know. I haven't had a chance to try it before today.

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[damesuccubus]

Sadly for you, I think you would have found your method to be a failure.

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[helpmejeeves]

Oh. [Sadface.] Are you quite sure? I was considering the psychology of the individual. I thought to myself, "Wooster," I said to myself, "What makes this gentleman tick. You need to know. Get right on it." And so I did. Asking politely seemed the best approach.

Are you sure it wouldn't have worked?

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[damesuccubus]

[...sigh.] I think you would have needed to be less upfront. Perhaps...eased into the topic. Instead of asking why he is evil, you might ask why he does evil things.

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[helpmejeeves]

Ah, yes I see. Approach the issue a bit more delicately, as it were. As one might lightly and subtly chastise a friend for wearing a red tie with little horseshoes on it.

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[damesuccubus]

...why would you chastise someone for that? But yes, that's exactly what I mean.

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[helpmejeeves]

Well...horseshoes. [He says as if that explains it.] It's not exactly fashion forward, more like fashion sideways and a little bent out of shape. [Says the man who thinks a white dinner jacket is just the thing.]

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[damesuccubus]

Ah. Like if I wore breeches, or multi-coloured hosiery.